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Stole this from Blade of Mako...

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 14, 2008, 9:23 PM
[] I am shorter than 5'4. (No, surprisingly... but I'm not tall)

[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (all the time count for anything?)

[x ] I have many scars.

[ x] I tan easily. (I'm normally fairly dark and swarthy anyways)

[] I wish my hair was a different color.

[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. (Friends?)

[ ] I have a tattoo.

[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.

[ ] I have/I've had braces. (I should have had them, but didn't want to be more of a nerd than I already was. So I left the dentist office as they were about to install them. Never went back.)

[x] I wear glasses. (Except I usually opt for my contacts.)

[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (in a heartbeat... if not sooner)

[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.

[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.

[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.

[ ] I have freckles.

[ ] I hate my dad. (Great relationship with my parents.)

[ ] I hate my mom.

[] I have a brother. (Not for long, if I have anything to say about it ...)

[x ] I have a sister. (two)

[ ] I've sworn at my parents. (I don't tend to swear, unless I'm startled. xD)

[] I've run away from home.

[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.

[x] My biological parents are together.

[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.

[ ] I want to have kids someday. (Never. I've taken the drastic steps to ensure that I will never, ever procreate.)

[ ] I've had children.

[ ] I've lost a child.

[] I'm in school.

[x] I have a job.

[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.

[ ] I almost always do my homework.

[] I've missed a week or more of school.

[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years

[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.

[ ] I've stolen something from my job.

[ ] I've been fired.

[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.

[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.

[ ] I've peed from laughing.

[x] I've snorted while laughing.

[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.

[x] I've glued my hand to something.

[x ] I've had my pants rip in public.

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.

[x] I've gotten stitches/staples.

[x ] I've broken a bone.

[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.

[x ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

[ x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

[x ] I had a serious surgery.

[x ] I've had chicken pox.

[ ] I was born in a different country.

[x ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.

[x] I've been on a plane. (many times a month)

[x] I've been to Canada. (I LIVES HERE.)

[ ] I've been to Mexico.

[x] I've been to Niagara Falls.

[ ] I've been to Japan.

[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] I've been to Europe.

[ ] I've been to Africa.

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.

[x] I've seen a shooting star.

[x] I've wished on a shooting star.

[x] I've seen a meteor shower.

[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.

[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (no, but was in one when a kid did it. I was not pleased)

[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (only because he kicked my car. It's fair.)

[x] I've been to a casino. (only for food purposes)

[ ] I've been skydiving.

[x ] I've gone skinny dipping.

[x ] I've played spin the bottle. (yup. Good times. No one would kiss me.)

[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[ ] I've crashed a car.

[ ] I've been Skiing.

[x] I've been in a play.

[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.

[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

[x] I've seen the Northern lights.

[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (roof of both cars, and buildings!)

[ ] I've played chicken.

[x] I've played a prank on someone. (Hee hee hee...)

[x ] I've ridden in a taxi.

[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Not just seen, but I've performed in it!)

[x] I've eaten sushi. (Yum.)

[ ] I've been snowboarding.

[] I'm single.

[ ] I'm in a relationship.

[x ] I'm engaged.

[ ] I'm married.

[x ] I've gone on a blind date. (

[] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. (When it's come to relationships I have viciously broken off the relationship in horrid, and deliciously evil fashions.)

[x] I miss someone right now.

[] I have a fear of abandonment.

[x ] I've gotten divorced. (technically. Lesson to kids reading this... don't let a friend crash at your place. It'll cost you $28,000 and destroy your life, making you hate it every day you're stuck in a house you never wanted in a place you didn't want to be)

[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (that... sounds typical for me)

[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.

[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.

[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.

[ ] I'm bi.

[ ] I'm gay.

[x ] I've had sex.

[x ] I've had phone sex. (mandatory)

[x ] I've cybered. (it's the new safe sex)

[x ] I've had sex in public. (shhhh! Won't say where.)

[ x] I've had a crush on a teacher. (oh Madame Barbita..)

[x] I am a cuddler.

[x ] I've been kissed in the rain.

[x] I've hugged a stranger.

[x ] I have kissed a stranger (as in, it's a house party and I don't know her name yet?)

[] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.

[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.

[ ] I've snuck out of my house.

[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[x] I've cheated while playing a game.

[x] I've cheated on a test.

[ ] I've run a red light.

[ ] I've been suspended from school.

[x ] I've witnessed a crime.

[x ] I've been in a fist fight.

[ ] I've been arrested.

[x] I've consumed alcohol.

[ ] I regularly drink.

[ ] I've passed out from drinking.

[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

[ ] I've smoked weed.

[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.

[ ] I've eaten shrooms.

[ ] I've popped E.

[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.

[ ] I've done hard drugs.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.

[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.

[ ] I take anti-depressants.

[x ] I'm anorexic or bulimic. (tempted to slip back...)

[] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.

[] I've hurt myself on purpose.

[] I've woken up crying.

[x] I'm afraid of dying.

[] I hate funerals.

[x] I've seen someone dying.

[x ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.

[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.

[x ] I've planned my own suicide.

[x ] I've attempted suicide.

[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.

[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

[] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.

[] I own a cosplay outfit.

[x] I know what cosplay means.

[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

[] I own something from Hot Topic. (bwuhahahahahaa... I leave that for the Makos of the world)

[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.

[] I collect comic books.

[ ] I own something from The Gap.

[x] I own something I got on e-bay.

[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

[x] I can sing well. (... well, used to, it's been a while)

[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

[ ] I open up to others easily. (no. Hard to find someone to share stuff with that I can trust. Trust has been broken far too many times)

[x] I watch the news.

[] I don't kill bugs.

[x ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.

[x] I curse regularly. (Fuck yes)

[] I sing in the shower. (No, the car is preferred)

[ ] I am a morning person. (I just have to be, but I hate it)

[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.

[x] I'm a snob about grammar.

[ ] I am a sports fanatic.

[ ] I twirl my hair.

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[ ] I love being neat.

[ ] I love Spam.

[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.

[x] I bake well. (

[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.

[] I've worn pajamas to school.

[ ] I like Martha Stewart.

[x] I know how to shoot a gun.

[ ] I am in love with love.

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[ I laugh at my own jokes.

[ ] I eat fast food weekly.

[x] I believe in ghosts.

[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (ahhh crackberry)

[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

[x ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Arachnophobia)

[x] I am really ticklish.

[] I love white chocolate.

[] I bite my nails.

[x] I play video games. (ALL THE TIIIIIME.)

[x] I'm good at remembering faces.

[x ] I'm good at remembering names

[x ] I'm good at remembering dates.

[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[ ] I loath(E) labels.

[x] I like action movies.

[x] I like horror movies.

[x] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.

[ ] I can't spell.

[x] I treasure my friends. ("friends"? Plural?)

[x] I think of others before myself.

[x ] All of those are answered honestly.

  • Mood: Neutral

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 26
  • Current Residence: Oshawa
  • Interests: Cars, Photography, Technology
  • Favourite photographer: it WAS Leibovitz
  • Favourite style of art: Alt
  • Operating System: Windows XP and Vista (depends on how masochistic I am at the moment)
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen
  • Wallpaper of choice: No Background at all
  • Favourite game: The Call of Duty series most likely
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Tools of the Trade: Cameras from lowly Holgas, up to large Pentax 6x7 medium format cameras, with everything inbetween

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Devious Comments

~Claws-of-Death:iconClaws-of-Death: Jan 31, 2008, 9:02:36 PM Mood: Cheerful
I liked the photos up on your flickr page from the most recent shoot. That old camera gave you shot neat shots! Bre also showed me the website you have designed. It is one of the best websites I've seen! Very professional and seemingly seamless (as odd as that is to say that...) :thumbsup: Keep up the good work!
~Blade-Of-Mako:iconBlade-Of-Mako: Jan 19, 2008, 4:38:20 PM
:O! YOOOOU!
*pointing*
Welcomes to Deviant Art. =P

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